Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart

attack are incorrect.

He was found in the children’s ward having
a stroke.

Reports said that Jacko was killed by a pushchair but police say it's too early to blame it on the buggy.

Jacko Memorial Joke 2

There will be a post-mortem today to determine
which was the cause of death:

A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie


Jacko Memorial Joke 3

Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out
Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service.


Jacko Memorial Joke 4

Jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will wear
black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson,
who successfully rode more three yr olds than
anyone in living memory.

Jacko Memorial Joke 5

McDonald's are bringing out the Michael
Jackson tribute burger.
50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns.


Jacko Memorial Joke 6

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson
and Alex Ferguson?

Fergie WILL be playing Giggs in August.



Jacko Memorial Joke 7

When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was
such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish.
She asked that all the children in the world
could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

Jacko Memorial Joke 8

Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning.
He ate some 12 year old nuts.


Jacko Memorial Joke 9

50 kids have volunteered to identify the body
as they have first-hand experience of
seeing Michael Jackson stiff.

Jacko Memorial Joke 10

Michael Jackson's legal team announced that
he had agreed to be melted down by undertakers
to make plastic toys. So, kids can play with
him for a change.

Jacko Memorial Joke 11

It has been reported on the "Angels News"
Michael Jackson was refused entry to heaven due
to the fact they dont accept plastic.

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