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Saturday, 07 July 2007 09:54 |
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Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect. He was found in the children’s ward having a stroke. Reports said that Jacko was killed by a pushchair but police say it's too early to blame it on the buggy. Jacko Memorial Joke 2 There will be a post-mortem today to determine which was the cause of death: A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie Jacko Memorial Joke 3 Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service. Jacko Memorial Joke 4 Jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will wear black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson, who successfully rode more three yr olds than anyone in living memory. Jacko Memorial Joke 5 McDonald's are bringing out the Michael Jackson tribute burger. 50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns. Jacko Memorial Joke 6 What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Fergie WILL be playing Giggs in August. Jacko Memorial Joke 7 When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish. She asked that all the children in the world could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson. Jacko Memorial Joke 8 Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning. He ate some 12 year old nuts. Jacko Memorial Joke 9 50 kids have volunteered to identify the body as they have first-hand experience of seeing Michael Jackson stiff. Jacko Memorial Joke 10 Michael Jackson's legal team announced that he had agreed to be melted down by undertakers to make plastic toys. So, kids can play with him for a change. Jacko Memorial Joke 11 It has been reported on the "Angels News" Michael Jackson was refused entry to heaven due to the fact they dont accept plastic.
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